So you think Elvis is really dead? He may be, but we have proof that other celebrities, in a vain attempt to disguise their true identities, have joined Morris teams throughout the land and faked their own deaths. See the evidence we have below and decide for yourselves...

ROD HULL AND EMU
He didn't really fall from the roof whilst watching the footie. Did Hull go down that year??
KING CHARLES I
United with his head this time our erstwhile monarch looking good, or is that (Crom)well?
CRIPPEN
It's a little known secret that he busted out of gaol before they could hang him, laid low for a while and now dances (very) occasionally for us, just in case he is identified.
COUSIN IT
He's addam all and is too knackered to walk. He now doubles as a coat to aid his recovery.