Mascots and Occasional Members

Wingco

Alas not often seen with the side due to his commitment to saving the world - well Holland anyway. Wingco has the ability to conjure schnapps at will from his person. He joins us whenever not needed as a double for a notorious Edwardian criminal.

Jim

Jim is the hairiest man on the planet. If you want some wood he's your boy. Jim is another person who looks younger than he is, probably cos he don't drink and keeps healthy. Well, when I say healthy I mean that's when he's not impaled his hand on another splinter, or cracked another rib. A fine box player in his own right.

Christopher

Chris is the Lassington Oak Mascot and has been since the age of 1. He galvanises the musicians with his cry of "more tunes". He dances "Bonny Green" and collects our donations. Please give generously!

Mick

Mick nowadays tours with the side. A teddy boy joker who has been described as being 'smooth in an unsophisticated kind of way'. Now retired from dancing to concentrate on his other hobby of boozing.

Adam

Adam is so famous in the side that he has a dance named after him. Adam is an honourary member of the side (and about 5 zillion other sides as well). He is kind of a Morris traveller (upgraded from being a Morris Minor). Probably.