Introducing the page for the uncurably curious.
An introduction to the side...

Officers 2003-2004

Bill (Squire)

Bill is really an elf with a mischievous twinkle in his eye. He primarily plays the Guitar. He does have a banjo, but we don't hold that against him. Bill is our illustrious leader and inspiration, God help us.

Roy (Dance Foreman)

Roy is dead posh and from the North of England...no really. He is responsible for the taut choreography which accompanies any Lassington performance (!) and wields a mean whip. Roy collects musical instruments....and loses leather jerkins in pubs.

Steve (Bagman)

Steve is the champion pie eater of the side. He started his life in the ocean as a whale until enticed onto land by Cornish fishermen. He always has something in his mouth whether it be whistle, pint or chips. He has recently begun imitating the nocturnal strangling of sheep on his Northumbrian Smallpipes and has been reported to the RSPCA a number of times. He very occasionally loses things.

Martyn (Treasurer)

Martyn once featured on "Come Dancing" as a child prodigy, or it could have been Crufts as a chilled pedigree. Either way never ask Martyn for directions unless you like the scenic route. Also, don't laugh at his jokes (a loose description) as it only encourages him. In fact, most things only encourage him so it's probably safer if you ignore him completely, we try to.